Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

Do you still throw spears at each other?