Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?