Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?