Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?