There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

British women can't cook.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

You bloody silly fool!

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.