There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.