Constitutionally I don't exist.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?