There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?