If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

We don't come here for our health.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?