If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

We don't come here for our health.

Are you running away from something?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.