During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

They're not mating are they?

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

We don't come here for our health.

So this is feminist corner then.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.