During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Can you tell the difference between them?

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.