Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?