Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.