Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

Do people trip over you?

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!