People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

We don't come here for our health.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

Do you still throw spears at each other?