People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.