People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.