People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

Do you work in a strip club?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.