People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

The bastards murdered half my family.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

So this is feminist corner then.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.