People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.