People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

So this is feminist corner then.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.