People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

British women can't cook.

They're not mating are they?

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.