People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

Do people trip over you?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?