People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!