Do you work in a strip club?

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

Do you still throw spears at each other?

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

That's more than you know about anything else then.