Do you work in a strip club?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.