Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
Itโs a pleasure to be in a country that isnโt ruled by its people.
British women can't cook.