We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.