If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.