I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

So this is feminist corner then.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?