Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.