I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.