Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.