It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

They're not mating are they?