It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

They're not mating are they?

Constitutionally I don't exist.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.