They're not mating are they?

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.