They're not mating are they?

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.