They're not mating are they?

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.