No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
They're not mating are they?
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.