They're not mating are they?

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.