They're not mating are they?

Do people trip over you?

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

British women can't cook.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

You managed not to get eaten then?