It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

The bastards murdered half my family.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.