It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

That's more than you know about anything else then.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.