It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.