You can behave as badly as you like in America. Nobody notices.

I never spend my time doing anything I'll have to do again tomorrow.

Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.

I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, "What did they teach you?" And she said, "They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room." I'm happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I've never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I'm told to say.