Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

I approach my life with logic. I do not act on impulse or emotion. I very seldom find that I say, 'And then I can't think what came over me, but I did this or that or the other.' I nearly always know how I will act and I nearly always act in that way. I don't catch myself out in embarrassing situations because I've acted without forethought. I calculate what I will do.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

England is very dreary, but I'm a people person.

People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.