Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.

I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.

As far as I know, you can fancy someone, you can enjoy their company or you can wish them well. But what being in love is, I don't know.

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.