My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous.
Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.
Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.
I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.
God is so angry. All that power, and so mean with it.
Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.