There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Flowers are words even a baby can understand.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

Vice is its own reward.

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.