I go wherever my fare is paid.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing; nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say Phooey, too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.