What matters is not whether you put your fork or knife together because you've finished your meal, or something like that. What matters is that you don't offend people, or hurt their feelings by mistake by saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

It is true that in America I've become a national hero, but really I was a hopeless case, that was all.

I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

You don't have to do anything.

England is very dreary, but I'm a people person.