I lost the love of all the homosexuals in the world by saying that Princess Diana was trash and got what she deserved. She could have been Queen of England - and she was swanning about Paris with Arabs. What disgraceful behavior. Going about saying she wanted to be the queen of hearts. The vulgarity of it is so overpowering.
Quentin CrispWhat would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
Quentin CrispThere is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin CrispThe very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Quentin Crisp