This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.

It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom.

The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.