Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

People age even when you're not looking.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.