Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

People age even when you're not looking.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.