Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.