Success only hurts the first time.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.