Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.