Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.