A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.