Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Death likes it when you play hard to get.