Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

People age even when you're not looking.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.