That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.