That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.