We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.