We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.