We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.