Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Success only hurts the first time.
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.