Death likes it when you play hard to get.

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

Success only hurts the first time.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.