Death likes it when you play hard to get.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.