That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.