That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.