Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Death likes it when you play hard to get.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.