Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

People age even when you're not looking.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.