Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Success only hurts the first time.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?