I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.