I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.