There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.