The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.