Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Death likes it when you play hard to get.