The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.