The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.