Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.

I feel happy to terrify kids.

I've killed hundreds of teenagers. Hundreds. And I didn't know why. Why did I enjoy doing it so much? Why? And then I realized - I had a teenager at home!

I should be concentrating on writing pages.

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.