Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.""I'm not dissing you," Claire sighed. "I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important

The problem with ruling by fear is that eventually, when the fear fades, fury replaces it.

Take her home. And-" "Say nothing- yes, yes, I heard you the first seven hundred times," Myrnin said, much too sharply. "I'm ancient. I'm not deaf.

I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.