I ain't saying that I'm better than you, but maybe I am.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

People become who they are. Even Beethoven became Beethoven.

If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You can't really hide the Internet from kids. It worries me some particularly because I've done Disney and Pixar stuff.

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

Cleveland, city of light! City of magic!

In England, in France, in no other country would a black man have a chance to get elected. There's no two ways about it. Our country [USA] has been better about dealing with immigration and people who are different from each other than any other country in the world, that I know of.