It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

Too many people go through life complaining about their problems. I've always believed that if you took one tenth the enrgy you put into complaining and applied it to solving the problem, you'd be surprised by how well things can work out.

Being successful doesn't make you manage your time well. Managing your time well makes you successful!

My colleague told me: "It took a long time, but I finally figured it out. When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.

Sometimes you can't pay it back, so you just have to pay it forward.

He had high hopes for society, and though his hopes were too often dashed, he remained a raging optimist.

We don't beat the reaper by living longer, but by living well, and living fully - for the reaper will come for all of us. The question is: what do we do between the time we're born and the time he shows up.