It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

No job should, be beneath us. And if you can't(or won't) sort mail, Where is the proof that you can do anything?

He had high hopes for society, and though his hopes were too often dashed, he remained a raging optimist.

until you got ice cream spilled on you, you’re not doing field work

Brick walls are there for reason. And once you get over them-- even if someone has practically had to throw you over-- it can be helpful to others to tell them how you did it.

You can always change you plan, but only if you have one.

I'll take an earnest person over a hip person every day, because hip is short-term, earnest is long term.