As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

I lived at home till I was 29.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.