It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.