I do still get intimidated by certain things.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.