My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

I have this mistress: show business.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.