My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know. I need therapy.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.