I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.