My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.