My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

I have this mistress: show business.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.