My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.