I was wracked with insecurity.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

I do what I do because I love it.

I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.