People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.