People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called Raunchy.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.