People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.