Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!